i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
40s are totally the cure
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
