Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
