There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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