where am i from again
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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