just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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