One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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