i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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