the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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