I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
