it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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