weddingsv make me drug and hornr
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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