their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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