well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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