That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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