So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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