How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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