U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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