Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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