The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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