THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
we made out on top of his cat.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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