question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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