So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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