Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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