I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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