We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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