Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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