I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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