chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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