he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
No subtext here. People are naked.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Randomize
