Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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