I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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