super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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