Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I want to make a zoo with you.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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