Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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