I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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