it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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