i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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