I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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