I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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