ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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