just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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