People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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