We won't sleep together?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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