I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Randomize
