New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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