I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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