your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
so let's talk penis.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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