And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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