You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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