We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
