Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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